In His Own Words
About Him
I am short, dark and handsome......
Ga, I wish! If that was true then Charlie Chaplin was also short, dark and handsome! He did father a child at 73 years of age, so we know what HE was- a dirty, randy old man!
ME? I'm just ...., .....never mind!
Past girlfriends say at least I don't look like Quasimodo, maybe a little like Al Pacino; but they are all crazy, that's why I don't see them any more!
I have a landmine personality- black and unseen, until someone steps on me! On the cusp of Sagittarius & Capricorn, probably with the worst traits of both- damn!!
Okay, seriously now, I am just a very laid back and informal person.
I am a modern domesticated man- don't mind helping with the household chores like dishes & cooking & shopping, etc.
I am not the proverbial "committed bachelor"- if the right lady comes along I'll happily get married. In love, romance and relationships I can be very intense!! Be warned!
(And obviously my primary photo isn't exactly a recent one...!! Purple blocks shirt most recent- Febr and March 2021)
And ladies please- "well travelled" is not a character trait, it's just bragging.
3-year-old boy examines his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asks, "Are these my brains?"
"No son, not yet," she replies.....
About His Ideal Match
Definitely INTELLIGENT! Sophisticated, well groomed, attractive, with inner beauty and a warm disposition. Hopefully you have a strong(ish) personality and maybe you remain a little mysterious..., but not unavailable.....
No emotional baggage from past relationships please.
You must enjoy being touched & cuddled- I was injected with DNA from a male octopus in heat when I was younger....
You should enjoy sport, either watching or participating, maybe cycling? No weirdos or airheads. 'n Pragtige Christen vrou sal 'n bonus wees...
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you something. We have a case of Gonorrhoea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay".
Hopefully I won't end up with a wife like Barry's:
Barry returned from doctor's visit one day and told his wife that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey Please? Just one more time before I die". She agreed, afterward rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed & turned until he was down to only four hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry,
I'm not being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't".
IMPORTANT NOTE: lest I be accused, again, of presenting a false profile: contrary to what my narratives above might convey I am not a jokester, laugh a minute, life of the party persona. I am certainly more reserved and introverted, but with lots of extrovert moments.
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Paarl (Centurion), Western Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
60 | |
Star Sign: |
Sagittarius | |
Height: |
168cm (5' 6.1") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Black | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English; Russian | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Centurion (Gauteng, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
42 - 60 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
154cm (5' 0.6") - 167cm (5' 5.7") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Russian; Spanish; Swedish | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Maybe | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Medium; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Quiet; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Self-control; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Gold |
Date Activities: |
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Classical; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Romance; War |
Interests: |
Business news; Healthy living; Investing; Reading |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Athletics; Camping; Cricket; Cycling; Hiking; Mountain biking; Rugby; Shooting; Squash |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Greek; Italian; Seafood; South African |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I don't have any family |
Family Closeness: |
I don't have any family! |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Reptile(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Erotica; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Sarcasm |
Religious Attendance: |
Only on religious holidays |
Dream Home: |
House in the suburbs |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Retirement Plans: |
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods |
Feelings about using Click Click Cafe: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Very |
